Heron Island, Great Barrier Reef, Australia

Monday 12 January 2009

A propos de rien

This being a rather pointless time of year, at work as at home (the highpoint of my news is that I have made a chocolate cake for the book club meeting tonight), I have little to offer but some thoughts on that age-old question: why did the chicken cross the road?

News of the World: SHAME OF STREETWALKING CHICKEN
Financial Times: KFC: SUPPLY CHAIN LOSSES 'NOT A PROBLEM'
Guardian: CHIC CHICK FINDS STREET CRED
Daily Mail: GIPSY CHICKEN: HOMEOWNERS' FEARS
Sunday Express (page 10): DIANA: MI5 AND 'SUICIDE CHICKEN' RIDDLE
Hello!: ON THE SUNNY SIDE OF THE STREET: OUR EXCLUSIVE TOUR OF CHICKEN'S NEW PENTHOUSE ROOST
Heat: JEMIMA PUDDLEDUCK TELLS ALL: HOW CHICKEN'S WANDERING DESTROYED OUR LOVE
Sun: CLUCK OFF!

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